Schneier t-shirt of Schneier done up like Chuck Norris with an obscure cryptography joke at the bottom. Schneier insists he had “nothing to do with it” Schneier: “I would. Would you pay $20 for a t-shirts of Bruce Schneier? I would. I would.” Schneier says he had no idea of the joke, which he says is an obscure cryptonymist joke. He says he’s “nothing” to blame for the shirt, and that he’s not having any idea of it.”]
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