The chicken asks the bartender for a whiskey on the rock, and he is happy to comply. The duck asks for the same thing and is immediately beaten up by the bartender. The bartender tells the duck: “Just consider it payback for all those times you hit me over the head with a chair” The duck then quietly collects himself, walks up to the bartender and hits him over head with chair. The chicken is the first one to run, and every time there’s a fight in here the chicken is first to run.”]
Source: https://gizmodo.com/skooba-raps-are-the-coziest-protection-your-gadgets-cou-5462748