New York trombonist Nadav Nirenberg left his mobile phone in a taxi on the way to a gig on New Years Eve. He soon noticed that whoever picked it up had logged in a dating site account he no longer uses. He decided to get even, knocking up a fake female profile in the name of Jennifer Gonzalez, and replied to his imposter to say, Sure, Id love to go out with you. The imposter showed up, dressed for a night out, with a bottle of wine and in a fug of cologne.”]