The U.S. government has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide” Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance” The only two higher levels there are “Surrender” and “Collaborate” (insert country of your choice here) The only threat they are worried about is a NATO pull out from NATO, and the only threat is a pull-out from the NATO. The other country is excited to see its new submarine fleet ready to deploy.”]