The Brief Safe from Shomer-Tec Law Enforcement & Military Equipment lets you hide cash, jewelry, or documents in the Velcro-closing fly of these bloomers that need a good washin’ Think about itwhat thief in his right mind would be rummaging around inside a shitty pair of underpants? Great for hotel rooms. Great for hotels rooms. Why spend the money to buy a pair when every man is perfectly capable of making a pair himself. Two birds one stone, bitches.”]
Source: https://gizmodo.com/brief-safe-scares-away-thieves-167338