This Virgin Mary flash drive will store up to 512MB of data and safeguard it from evil. When connected to the computer her LED heart will glow and “beat” – increasing in intensity when information is being transferred. Sure it costs 69 (or $100), but can you really put a price on protection straight from heaven? But otherwise, yeah, it makes a good stocking stuffer. Accidentally transer just one porn file onto this device and beams of the purest Heavenly light will stream forth from the LED heart of Our Lady, searing your retinas for all eternity.”]
Source: https://gizmodo.com/the-virgin-mary-keeps-your-data-safe-in-her-womb-328246