Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more with a WESTERN (cowboy) theme that includes these phrases? – cowboy phrases? Can you come up with these phrases that include: I’ll look at you ugly as a monkey. The citizens were mighty worried. What is a woman, you need to do to get some attention around here? We have laws in this city blah, blah. Only a fool shoots drunk love child, not a U.S. marshal.”]
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